Dark Tumblr Themes

You'll mostly find stuff on this tumblr relating to SpongeBob, Mortal Kombat, almost every variation of metal (death/black/thrash/heavy/etc.), Star Wars, Dexter, The Dark Knight, memes, The Walking Dead, kittens, and puppies. Especially puppies, Dexter, and The Walking Dead.

Oh, and do not underestimate the power of the dark side.

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

hoodiekunoichi:

this is slater. while i was checking out his parents, i offered him a treat. after the treat, he just refused to leave the back of the counter. and when his parents tried to take him, he jumped onto the bagging area and just made himself comfortable. 


deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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sofasofia:

merrychristo:

merrychristo:

mom… dad… im batman

wait

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fuckin ballin og swag, bruh

hotboyproblems:

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

i want 50

i want to have an arm gauntlet so that those beasts can perch themselves on my forearm